1. “Rabbie Burns & the Art of the Wee Dram” 🥃
A playful look at:
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Burns’ love of good company, good words, and good whisky
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Why a “wee dram” is practically poetry in liquid form
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Modern Burns Night rituals (decanting, toasting, exaggerating your Scots)
Cheeky angle:
“If Rabbie were here today, he’d be arguing about whisky notes and asking for another splash.”
2. “Dressing for Burns Night: Haggis Isn'y the Only Thing That Needs Respect”
Style-meets-tradition:
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Tartan ties, bow ties, kilts, Highlandwear and the ‘I tried’ look
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Why looking the part matters (even if you cannae pronounce the poems)
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A nod to modern twists on Burns Night attire
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Cheeky angle:
“You don’t need to be a poet—but you should at least iron your shirt.”
3. “How to Host a Burns Night Without Knowing Any Poetry (And Getting Away With It)”
A crowd-pleaser:
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The bare minimum Burns etiquette
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When to nod solemnly
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When to raise the glass
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When to absolutely fake confidence
Cheeky angle:
“Nobody knows the words. Everyone pretends they do.”
4. “Rabbie Burns: The Original Influencer”
A modern spin:
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Burns’ verses as the viral posts of the 18th century
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His knack for wit, romance, and relatable grumbles
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What he’d post on social media today
Cheeky angle:
“He’d have broken the internet—and probably the decanter.”
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5. “A Cheeky Toast to Rabbie Burns” (Short-form blog)
Perfect if you want something quick:
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A short tribute
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A wee dram moment
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A nod to tradition without taking it too seriously
Cheeky closing line idea:
“Here’s to Rabbie—may your verse be bold, your dram generous, and your haggis well-addressed.”
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